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Joke of the Day
"Last night, I poked a woman in the eye with my penis She's gone a bit cockeyed since."
Next Joke
"It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work."
"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"
"What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Yarrrrrrrrris."
"Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows? Because the steaks are too high."
"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."
"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"