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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
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"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."
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"UPS driver jumps out within 2 sec"
"Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an airplane"
"Q: Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop? A: She couldn't raise enough dough."
"Gay used to mean happy, then it meant homosexual, then it meant kind of lame, now it's just gay."
"ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter"
"Take me with you! I shout to every airplane that flies over my house."
"I'm really good at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."