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Joke of the Day

"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"

"Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind."

"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""

"My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend."

"Al Gore's so boring his secret service name is Al Gore"

"I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy."

"I assume most of braille writing is just shit talking about non-blind people."

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"