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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jill fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle."

"They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car. The police suspect foul play."

"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"

"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The Gestapo. Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein."

"Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin."

"I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them"

"What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? Stamps!"

"What's the handicapped parking situation at the special Olympics?"

"How do you deal with radical Islamists? You square them."

"I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress."