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Joke of the Day
"Late to bed and late to rise . . . Makes a man who will serve french fries."
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"Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? She saw the salad dressing."
"Someone sent me some wood, nails, a saw and a hammer in the post I don't know what to make of it"
"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."
"What is a poet's favorite legume? Rhyma-beans!"
"The people in horror movies would live a lot longer if they listened to me in the audience."
"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""
"Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them"
"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."
"yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up"