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Joke of the Day

"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."

"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."

"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."

"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."

"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"

"My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!"

"What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass."

"You're so vein, you probably think this bloody cut is about you."

"Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be.... ...a ripoff"