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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"

"APPLE GENIUS: how did u get so much water on the laptop [flashback to me taking my laptop into the shower so i could tweet] ME: hurricane"

"I didn't see my face anywhere as a kid... ...then I realised it was right under my nose the whole time!"

"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"Why does putting a stone in a mans shoe make the best contraception. It will make him limp"

"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"

"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."

"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."

"Where does Max Planck go for a night out? To the h-bar"