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Joke of the Day
"The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. They came from Baltimore."
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"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"[NSFW] What do people in Arkansas say after having sex? Get off me pa you're crushing my smokes"
"I couldn't decide whether to be an environmentalist or a conservationist... ...so I killed two birds with one stone."
"What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!"
"How do you get your hair into shape? You condition it"
"What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais."
"Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton? He sat under the durian tree."
"Say what you will about us hypocrites, but the standards we claim to have are WAY higher than yours."
"A statistician walks up to a girl in the bar Guy: You're the most average girl out here. Girl: Hey, you're mean! Guy: No, you are."