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Joke of the Day

"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."

"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."

"I'm not a god. I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way. There's a difference."

"studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write ""WASH ME"" on her face."

"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"

"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."