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Joke of the Day
"TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub."
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"Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm."
"What does a gift and a black man have in common? White children get immense joy after tearing one open"
"Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well yes he borrowed my pen !"
"What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common? they are both 8........"
"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."
"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"
"Saturday wins ""best day"" 47,000th week in a row."
"Wife: ""You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""I swear by the 12 moons of Bumtar I can change!"""
"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."