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Joke of the Day

"What do gay Asian men do in the bedroom? They Bangkok"

"The room is 15$ a night. Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

"Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza? They're both cold upon delivery."

"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."

"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."

"I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog"

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"

"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."

"I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough."