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Joke of the Day

"I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough."

"September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month."

"Which one of these is a deadly virus? A. Bola B. Bola C. Bola D. Bola E. Bola"

"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""

"Answer: 9W Question: Does your name begin with a V Herr Wagner?"

"Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts."

"This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards..."

"finally sold everything that reminded me of my ex. kinda nice, I got $20 for her clothes, $50 for her tv, and $100 for our kid"

"Family cookouts are spent telling me to ""stop...don't say that"""

"Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said ""It's not our fault."""