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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."
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"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""
"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"I hate going to liquor stores. Everyone wines about everything."
"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year."
"Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"
"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."
"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."
"Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of... Therefore he should continue as England Manager"