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Joke of the Day

"Ugh Starbucks spelled my name right again and now I have nothing to Instagram."

"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"

"What do you call it when a doctor has sex with a quarantined patient? Sick Fuck."

"Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"

"Someone ran over a deaf, dumb and blind man near me last night. Poor bloke didn't know what had hit him."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."

"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"

"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."