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"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"
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"Most Offensive Jokes You've Ever Heard Dark/black humor, abortion jokes, dead baby jokes, show me your worst reddit. I'll start. What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? - Walking"
"I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today. My Wife wasn't. She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse. Odd, we don't own a dog."
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
"Why are pills white? Because they work"
"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."
"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old."
"When I die, scatter me across my ex's front lawn. Also, don't cremate me."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under $2.00 while deer nuts are under a buck"