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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"
Next Joke
"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."
"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"
"Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"Have you seen the movie Constipated? That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"
"*gets out of bed* *steps on something* me: Ugh *turns light on* wife: What is it? me: The cat caught another smart car"
"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"
"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."