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Joke of the Day

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."

"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife? My wife."

"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"

"Did you know? If you stand under the moonlight and say the name of your true love 3 times, you'll look really stupid."

"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."

"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."

"And they lived apathetically ever after."

"Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said"