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Joke of the Day

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."

"What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)"

"My girlfriend came home yesterday.... She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said ""OK"". Then she told me to never wear her clothes again"

"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."

"My 3 year old just got me with this one... 3 yo: Can I please have a mystery? Me: What is that? 3 yo: I don't know, it's a mystery (laughs hysterically)"

"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Amnesia. The librarian replies, ""fuck off, you'll forget to bring it back"" To which the man replies, ""bring what back?"""

"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"

"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"

"If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing"