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Joke of the Day

"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."

"How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang"

"Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit."

"Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies? Because they lactate."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"

"What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Kase Scenario"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. I'll see myself out now."

"Each of my 4 children has made me a better parent. So I figure I only need 34 more kids to be a pretty decent guy."

"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"