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Joke of the Day
"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."
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"Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour."
"when i got asked to do the thanksgiving prayer Thanks Obama!"
"Anybody else miss a time when if you REALLY wanted to show a pop idol you loved them, you assassinated them? (ATTN Bieber fans)"
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"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."
"What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist? Repossessed. (Credit to my great-grandmother.)"
"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."
"My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out"
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