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Joke of the Day

"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."

"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."

"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"

"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"

"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"

"I'll never forget the first piece of advice my parents gave me when I was young:""Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot...""It got me far"

"What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window."

"""son, I've had to throw my golf socks out"" ""Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA"" ""No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"""

"Why did I buy a bolt? Because the hardware store clerk was a 300 pound flaming homosexual, and I was afraid to ask him for a screw"

"I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag."