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Joke of the Day
"If I were to steal an experiment from a microbiology lab... ...would it be cultural appropriation?"
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"George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent."
"Good yawning everyone"
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge? *""I set* ***who*** *free?""*"
"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex."
"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."
"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."
"Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day"
"Thug: *shows tattoos of tear drops* So I remember each person I've killed. Me:*shows tattoo of an oven* So I remember to turn off the oven."
"What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless"