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Joke of the Day
"How to make friends with girls... Ask them to be your girlfriend."
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"The countdown to my sister's wedding has begun, a constant reminder that I'm just a unibrow & a showtune away from being Susan Boyle."
"Foreplay in an elevator... Taking going down, to a whole new level I'm bad i know..."
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"How did Helen Keller burn her ear off She answered the iron"