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Joke of the Day

"Foreplay in an elevator... Taking going down, to a whole new level I'm bad i know..."

"I was having an argument with my deaf wife. All women are the same, they don't listen."

"My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers."

"A man walk into a bank And yells: THIS IS A ROBBERY And banker replies: It is ,now give me your money."

"man walks into lawyer's office. ""How much for a consultation?"" ""Three questions for $150 bucks."" ""Kinda steep, isn't it?"" ""Yeah, now what's your last question."""

"*does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*"

"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"

"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"

"Did you hear about the race between the horses with broken legs? It was lame."

"First people said ""Myspace"" me. Now everyone says ""Facebook"" me. I'm sticking with a classic and still telling people to ""blow"" me."