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Joke of the Day
"May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration."
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"Arrested at the Zoo. I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having sex with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded ""Statutory Ape""."
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"
"Kids React [removed]"
"3 men, hard of hearing: ""Its Windy out, isn't it?"" ""No, it's Thursday"", responds the second; to which the third replies ""Me too, let's go grab a beer""."
"Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss."
"going to the gym to throw donuts at all the skinny people"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"
"My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"