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Joke of the Day

"May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration."

"TIL Australians don't have sex They just mate"

"Life is like children underwear Short and full of shit"

"If apple made a car... Would it have windows?"

"I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back... She was pissed! Apparently that's a insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"To get to the other side"

"GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!"

"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"

"Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public... I guess she wanted it to be more Loki."

"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."