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Joke of the Day
"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"
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"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"
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"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"
"Who delivers presents to the hood? Crip Cringle."
"One of my lamps has a light bulb which has outlasted my past 7 relationships."
"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said ""I'm sorry, but you're just too immature."" I looked her dead in the face and said ""Get the fuck outa my treehouse!"""
"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."
"What do you call a armless, legless man in water? Bob."