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Joke of the Day

"Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says ""have you got any nut allergies"" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"

"When I was a kid I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of soda... ....but when I grew up I realised it was just a Fantasea"

"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."

"I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times."

"How Long is a Chinese name."

"A fire breaks out at a 70s themed party. The manager climbs the stage and says... Calm down, we don't want a Panic At the Disco! /r/panicatthedisco"

"Held A door open for an Asian man today he said ""sank you""... He better not be referring to pearl harbor.."

"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."

"A joke about Chinese censorship [removed]"

"Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell."