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Joke of the Day

"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."

"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"

"Him: She's always doing magic tricks Therapist: Is that true? Me: Check your pocket. [he pulls out a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it]"

"after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone"

"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"who said that girls don't have a good sense of direction? they sure know their way down."

"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."

"My nun friend has started to wear holely clothes recently. I think she is getting into a bad habit."

"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."