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Joke of the Day
"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"
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"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"
"When I said ""I was afraid of the dentist"", I meant the bill."
"Why does a priest never get married? Because they got nun to love them"
"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."
"""Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer."""
"I'm going to tweet with my left hand so it feels like someone else is tweeting about me."
"Harry and Jerry Harry is at home and his door is locked. Jerry come in Harry says, ""Who are you and how did you get here"" Jerry says, ""I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"""
"""Will this ever feel less awkward?"" - whoever is waking up beside Michael Cera right now"
"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."