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Joke of the Day
"What are the inhabitants of Crete called? Cretins!"
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"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "
"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""
"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"
"A skinny girl and an overweight girl are standing in line on Friday morning. As the Walmart manager unlocks the door, skinny girl says, ""remember, black Friday lives matter."""
"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"
"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."
"What do you call a baker with red hair? A ginger bread man"
"Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"