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Joke of the Day

"Fun fact: if you say ""I did the math,"" nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves."

"I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots."

"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"I asked my blonde girlfriend to shave her pussy for me I didn't realize Calico's were that skinny."

"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"

"If your laugh in real life sounds like ""Bahahaha"", guaranteed I won't be funny around you."

"When someone at the gym asks if I'm ""using that equipment"", I say ""No, my love for it is real."" To date, I'm the only one to find that funny"

"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."

"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"