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Joke of the Day

"I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself. What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*"

"Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?"

"How can you tell a sex doll is Muslim ? It blows itself up."

"I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there. It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes."

"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."

"Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare."

"In blind taste tests, most consumers couldn't tell if a person was blind by tasting them."

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time? Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time."

"I want my next apartment to be located inside a Whole Foods."