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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads."

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"

"Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia."

"WIFE: can you preheat the oven? ME: you mean heat it WIFE: not this again ME: it can't be heated before it's heated. don't give me that look"

"Wuts 9+10 Twenny wun"

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."

"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"

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"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."