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Joke of the Day
"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"
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"People with chrons disease Really need to get their shit together."
"She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity."
"Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what's coming to them"
"I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, ""Hey man, is it getting hot in here?"" And the other muffin said, ""Ahhhhh! You can talk!"""
"What do you call an ex-Muslim? A Waslim"
"2 weeks sober. I'm 2 weeks Sober, Unintentionally. Now I'm sitting here wondering why good things happen, to bad people."
"I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart"
"God doesn't close a door without opening a window. God's house must be drafty as fuck."
"Time travel I was gonna do a joke about time travel... but no one liked it."