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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."
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"How's everyone holding up ? It's crazy out there. I've killed at least 15 zombies already !! Why are they all carrying candy ?"
"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"
"u chill bro? u enlightened bro? u got the secret bro? u feel the oneness bro? u transcendental bro? u alive bro?"
"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."
"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"
"What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics? A body builder"
"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"
"My husband just went 69 mph in a 50 zone just so he could point at the speedometer and wink at me. 15 years and going strong."
"My lizards won't mate... Must be a reptile dysfunction."