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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"

"An Arab and a Jew walk into a bar... and they have a blast!"

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!"

"Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"

"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""

"Fat people would be great ninjas. The all black uniform would be mistaken for a solar eclipse thus creating the ultimate ninja diversion."

"How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same? They both steal your bike."

"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"

"Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance! Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!"