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Joke of the Day
"What did the prostitute bring to the can drive? Her peas"
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"This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before."
"Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie."
"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
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"What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars? A General Grievance."
"I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that's the last thing he ever saw. #rip"
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are insects."
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."