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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars? A General Grievance."

"Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!"

"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"

"My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto? ""Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"""

"what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what"

"A friend of mine asked me, ""what rhymes with orange?"" I said, ""no, it doesn't"". *Credit to Jimmy Carr.* **Edit:** ITT: door hinge, syringe, whore binge, Blorenge."

"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""

"How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes"

"Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !"

"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."