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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars? A General Grievance."

"heres a joke your life"

"What are the three kinds of women's cancer? 1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism"

"My girlfriend was so intent on going shopping for a dress that she wouldn't even think about seeing a movie. I swear, she's such a clothes-minded person sometimes."

"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"Dirty Laundry When you wash a teenage boy's socks, you're doing a load of loads"

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."

"Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans."