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Joke of the Day

"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!"

"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."

"What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet? M'ladybug"

"My wife didn't believe me when I told her I'd built a car out of spaghetti, penne and tortellini... ......You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."

"[Oreo meeting] What about 'sextuple stuffed' ""That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"" [later googling Sextuple] ""Omg that's genius"""

"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"

"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"

"I don't think I'll beheading to the Middle East any time soon."

"Kanye West demanded everyone to stand while giving a eulogy, didn't go through with it because Some asshole in a coffin didn't feel like standing."

"Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape."