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Joke of the Day

"it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes"

"TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? Because they all own telephones"

"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer."

"*goes 100mph in Prius *gets pulled over by police Cop: HOW"

"Someone threw an egg at me, I wasn't able to dodge it. It was un-ovoid-able. =("

"Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues."

"A non sequiter walks into a bar 3"

"A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says ""BREATHE!"""

"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."