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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"

"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"

"Who do you ask about Donald Trump's stamina? His daughter."

"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"

"You know you're tired when you kneel on the ground pick something up and then have to decide if it's easier to get up or just live there now"

"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"The brake is on the left, the gas peddle is on the right, & the liquor store is 4 miles ahead. -Me teaching my 3yr old niece how to drive"

"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."

"Justin Bieber The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing. It's like you could almost reach out and punch him."