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Joke of the Day

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."

"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TENTACLES!"

"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."

"Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We're 21st-century cavemen."

"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."

"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""

"I was in the park the other day wondering why the frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets... And then it hit me."

"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."