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Joke of the Day
"I just ordered a door bell on Amazon... Shit, how am I gonna know when it gets here?"
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"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"
"Pregnant. It's like ignant, but there are 2 of you."
"It is always the wrong time of month."
"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."
"Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't."
"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"
"Pros don't ever use the Tip."
"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"