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Joke of the Day
"Pros don't ever use the Tip."
Next Joke
"CW: You're not wearing a costume. M: Yes I am. CW: You're dressed as yourself? M: No. I'm a serial killer. We look just like everyone else."
"Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?"
"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."
"Jurassic Park III on AMC. 10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?"
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA TAA!!!"
"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."
"What do gay horses eat? *haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.....*"
"What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."