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Joke of the Day

"A fish runs in to a wall and says... ""Dammit Donald!"""

"Her: You ate that entire bag of fried cheese snacks? Him: Thought you said they were baked. Her: I said YOU were baked."

"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."

"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"

"Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed."

"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."

"Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !"

"The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband."

"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"

"Pain Pills? You mean bitch mints? **^^flexes**"