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Joke of the Day

"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They don't know where home is."

"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"

"An MIT grad, a Harvard alum and a teenager that just got released from juvenile hall are all working at a Starbucks. ..."

"My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog"

"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."

"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."

"*posts a link from buzzfeed to facebook* omg this. it's all so true. number 8 I can't XD"

"Me: ""What's the haps, yo?"" 19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: ""I'm sorry."""