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Joke of the Day

"An officer was fired for smoking cannabis and masturbating on the job. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."

"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""

"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."

"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."

"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."

"Still not sure if construction paper is used in construction."

"Patient: Doctor I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?"