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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""

"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."

"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"

"I sleep naked because I want burglars to feel weird."

"I wanted to make a joke about the new Call of Duty... ...but there are already infinite of them So here's a Battlefield one instead"

"Not to brag, but I know exactly what to do in a crisis. I'm really good at panicking. ^^^I ^^^panicked.. ^^^I ^^^meant ^^^to ^^^say ^^^Packing"

"what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??"

"In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids."

"What kind of car does George Bush the younger drive? A BMDubya!"