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Joke of the Day
"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"
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"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."
"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""
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"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"
"The zoo is a really bad place to pick up cougars. I thought that one was flirting with me and now I'm missing most of a hand and bleeding. Please send paramedics."
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline."
"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."
"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."
"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."