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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to get a joke? Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong."

"Anybody here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"

"People keep mistaking my ""wow""s for compliments."

"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."

"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."

"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"

"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."

"Did you hear about the guy who repeated a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American."

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."