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Joke of the Day
"Me: ""Goodnight Bed."" Bed: ""New foam who dis?"""
Next Joke
"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"
"Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it."
"How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi"
"That grizzly killed the man with its bear hands"
"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"
"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"
"Ea vs Christiano Ronald Whats the difference bewteen Ea and Christiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo is Faster"
"I bet rocket scientists are conceited bastards. ""YOU CALL THIS A MARTINI? THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE DAMMIT! I WOULD KNOW!"""