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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi"
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"some macians can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your truck back, you get your house back, you get your girl back, and you get your dog back."
"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."
"What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!"
"*jumps from the earth to the moon* PARKOUR"
"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"
"I used olive oil for sex last night. Popeye was furious when he found out."
"[giving grandmother's eulogy] But on the plus side, that's the fastest she ever got down the stairs."
"I rang my telecom provider. Before I got through , I had to say ""Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises."